By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton . You know what my lawyer said? The only thing that of course bummed me out a little bit about this whole idea is having to give information about my friends. Naomi Lapaglia: Thats who youre gonna be sitting next to! Jordan Belfort, You be ferocious, you be relentless, you be telephone fucking terrorists Jordan Belfort, Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up! Agent Patrick Denham, Im not fucking leaving! Im gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? Oh, you're investing in Italy? How do you say rathole in British? Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! How the fuck else are you supposed to do this job? So I was sellin' them shit, but the way I looked at it, the money was better off in my pocket. Once in the morning, right after I work out. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. It wasn't even a choice. Oh my God, the emperor of Fucksville came down from Fucksville to give me a pass! If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock, I will personally give you a blowjob for free. Say what you will, but the Duchess did have style. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: That was you! But it wasn't a poisonous silence. So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you don't let him do that 'cause that would make it real. Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: I want to. No, everything's fine. You had a minute? I mean, I don't want to get personal or anything, but are they okay? Mark Hanna: Brad: 3 2 1, let's fuck! Oh, Jesus Christ. Jordan Belfort: If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. Jordan Belfort: But we have to pretend we know. Mark Hanna, The name of the game, moving the money from the clients pocket to your pocket. Mark Hanna, Always keep the client on the Ferris wheel. Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault. Holy fuck, you did just say that. What are you, a fucking owl? That being said its the kind of movie that I can watch over and over again, especially the first 40 minutes that shows Belforts rise to riches. Look, it's a figure of fucking speech, just give me the fucking Donnie Azoff: Donnie! vials of coke. Movie Info. And his urine stream was like a fucking fire hose. it's partly due to dicaprio. Not only is it motivating but the dialogues are hilarious, the acting is excellent and the cameo by Matthew McConaughey always makes me laugh. Brad: Even more fucked, is that he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me. Honey oh my God!, you probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. Jordan Belfort: [throwing money at the FBI agents] Yeah? Jordan Belfort: I got five more just like you, bro. Where were they doing it, sweetheart? After all, the IRS knew about this sort of stuff, didnt they? When it gets here, I'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up. Beni fucking hanna!. [to Jordan after the incident] Who is the one who flew in here at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter and woke up Skylar? [to the waiter] You don't think I'm gonna see my fucking kids again, huh? Great. Jordan Belfort: Yeah. This is what happens when you fuck with your pets on new issue day! Jordan Belfort: But pretty soon, somebody figured out that if you resisted the urge to sleep for just fifteen minutes, you got a pretty kick-ass high from it. And they're all shaved too. Is it Wednesday already? This movie unfortunately is too raunchy to ever be considered for an award, but it is a quality film. Patrick Denham: Holy fucking shit Jordan Belfort: . Jordan Belfort, Theyre gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here. After all, what was there to say? Wed love your help. Mark Hanna : So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you . If I can be of any help to you on your journey I'll do my best. You're never gonna see the kids again! What the fuck are you talking about? [narration] Babe, I spoke to the lawyers again today. Brad, show them how it's done. Okay? Brad: Naomi Lapaglia: Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. We require immediate assistance! I'm the Founder of SucceedFeed.com and I truly appreciate you taking the time to read my posts and being apart of the Succeed Feed community. Naomi Lapaglia: Patrick Denham: Jordan Belfort: What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here? Jordan Belfort: There are solid performances from all the main and supporting characters. We are going down! Get off me! Brad: [hears a phone] Brad: Mark Hanna: On cocksucking, motherfucking new issue day? Janet (Jordan's Assistant): Jordan Belfort: And guess what? He's a Boy Scout! And I choose rich every fuckin' time. Jordan Belfort: You called the captain the n-word. Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, you're gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that person's gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. Right! Jordan Belfort : [to the waiter] Oh, I'm good with water for now. Jordan Belfort: Don't fucking dare throw that fucking water at me. Alden Kupferberg: Eventually Ben married her, which was pretty amazing, considering she blew every single guy in the office. Say hi, mommy! Is that right? Robbie Feinberg, the Pinhead, took five years to finish high school. Because at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo, wearing a $2,000 suit and a $40,000 gold fucking watch! Jordan Belfort, See those little black boxes? I'm pretty fucking sure. Your hair looks good. Teresa Petrillo, It was obscene, in the real world. It's fairy dust. That's good for me. I mean, when she married me she knew what she was getting into, didnt she? Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. Money talks and bullshit takes the bus. Fun coupons! Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: The Wolf Of Wall Street is undoubtedly one of the best movies to come out in the last decade.Fans and critics are still divided on whether it glorifies fraud or not but there is no denying that the star-studded biopic offers great entertainment. Jordan Belfort: You're gonna give me a pass? Righto, Jean, that'll be great Cheerio! Mark Hanna: I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! How are you doing today? R (Graphic Nudity|Drug Use|Language Throughout|Some Violence|Strong Sexual Content), Comedy, Drama, The easiest way to make money is - create something of such value that . Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: I can get you beer if you want fuckin' beer. It turned out the British weren't too different from the Swiss. Cocaine and hookers, my friend. Jordan Belfort: fucking digits. I don't understand. You're a lying piece of shit! If you don't do it, the stress of this job, it'll make you explode. [voice over] So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I called the captain the n-word? Jordan Belfort: Patrick Denham: It's just stupid. Get the ludes downstairs! What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over? Chester Ming: I do it cause I fuckin' need to. Technically, you do work for me. She had been my mistress, for Chrissake! Privacy Policy Jean? With their beautiful wife by their side, whos got big voluptuous tits. I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. Jordan Belfort: Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. This is the greatest company in the world! Stay up-to-date on all the latest Rotten Tomatoes news! Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room. Now, right now, John, the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. Sell me that pen. Naomi Lapaglia: I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, If anyone over here thinks Im superficial or materialistic, go get a job at McDonalds because thats where you belong. Jordan Belfort, But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. You're not fucking taking my fucking kids! Like, "Run free!" Naomi Lapaglia: They're up my ass. That's right! Let's go the other fucking way! Are you fucking serious? I'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish. You can save the fucking spotted owl with money. It was a madhouse, a greed fest, with equal parts cocaine, testosterone, and body fluids. Thank you for your vote of confidence and welcome to the Investor's Center. Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran. From movie lovers to businessmen alike The Wolf of Wall Street is arguably one of the most iconic films of the 21st century. No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids! Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. Jordan Belfort: What, if the kid's retarded? God damn it! Jordan Belfort: Yeah, I'm sure. Content Warning: The following list contains mentions of drug use. Luckily we're in first class. Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. Donnie Azoff: And in the case of the telephone, it's up to each and every one of you, my highly-trained Strattonites. In 1987, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street brokerage firm. Give me a kiss, sweetheart. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fuckin' wives. Donnie Azoff: Don't you wanna be my friend? Jordan Belfort: You were calling her name in your sleep! Jordan Belfort: They cure cancer? I fucking hate you, Jordan! Uh, what the fuck! Or worse yet, I've seen this happen, implode. Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: There's no such thing as an Amish Buddhist. It's flooded! there's some very awkward but funny, laugh out loud, moments that i'm still thinking about and laughing to myself over long after viewing. Jordan Belfort: Aunt Emma: Not Italy. That's who you're gonna be sitting next to! I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. Winners use words that say 'must' and 'will'. 33 Inspiring Jordan Belfort Quotes For Success. Can I finish eating first? Your hair looks good. His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they? Honey oh my God!, you probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! Jordan Belfort: But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven, here is one that is my absolute favorite. Guinea Gulch. Martin Scorsese 's The Wolf of Wall Street is a darkly comedic portrayal of unrestrained Wall Street hedonism and greed that ranks among the maestro's greatest works of the last decade. That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my fucking life! Don't you fucking Duchess me! Max Belfort: In fact, you never did anything wrong in the first place. Mark Hanna: Donnie and I were going out on our own. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: It's not like that. Now that I'm under federal indictment with an electronic bracelet around my ankle, now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore. Jordan Belfort: I'm not gonna let someone, you know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin. Sides? In fact, hookers were so much a part of the Stratton subculture that we classified them like publicly traded stocks: Blue Chips were considered the top-of-the-line hooker, zee crme de la crme. My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone until their client either buys *or fucking dies!*. Jordan Belfort: Yeah. There were more over here. I've already talked to the lawyer. Jordan Belfort: Why why why god, why would you be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down! Whats inspirational about Belforts story is actually how he was able to recover from his fall from grace. Jordan Belfort: ~ Jordan Belfort. The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket. You're almost there! Well, he got depressed and killed himself about three years later. It is no matter. Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch. My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Good! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Copyright Fandango. And it wasn't just about the sex either. Good! I have some really, really great news. Jordy, one of these days the chickens are gonna come home to roost. We're talking about whales here, Moby fucking Dicks. [peeing on his subpoena] Alden Kupferberg: This is a fucking mayday! Go at it. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: So you listen to me and you listen well. I know, but I don't drink, remember? I'm a mutt. Jordan Belfort: You're sick! picks her up. See. Like the whole Donnie Azoff: Then look no further. I am not gonna die sober! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: it's possibly the best acting he's done in anything but it's also to do with the presentation. Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling? So you listen to me and you listen well. Well, technically, $72,000 last month. Its fairy dust. Donnie Azoff: Why don't you do me a favor. We'll get broad-sided and tip over. He thinks you're fuckin' Gordon Gekko. That's that's okay, that doesn't matter. It's a whazy. Jordan Belfort: By creating an account, you agree to the Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: I wanna be with the fuckin' Oompa Loompas! Drugs. If you don't, you will fall out of balance, split your differential and tip the fuck over. And the problem with that is that your brain is like a computer: If you ask a question, it's programmed to respond, whether there's an answer or not. Jordan Belfort: I mean, you're a duchess right, the Duchess of Bay Ridge. Donnie Azoff: You be relentless! Jordan Belfort: My killers, my killers who will not take no for an answer. One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? Okay? That's why we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves on being the best. Are you behind on your credit card bills? Are you behind on your credit card bills? a depend on what exactly? It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian applications. Money doesn't just buy you a better life - better food, better cars, better pussy - it also makes you a better person. [flashes to Jordan having sex with Naomi] Donnie Azoff: What we're gonna do is this: first we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM, blue chip stocks exclusive. Yeah, my wife yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever. Good! Jordan Belfort: The Wolf of Wall Street is one of the most iconic films of the 21st century Credit: Alamy. No, you didn't research the whole thing and deal with the fucking golf course people! Naomi Lapaglia: I'm still hard. Naomi Lapaglia: Without you, theyre just worthless hunks of plastic. You look like a kid, and Wall Streets no place for kids. Ugh! Once he was an ice cream vendor and now Jordan is the head of a stockbroker office: he's greedy, he loves power and all forms of excess. That spoke volumes, didnt it?, The three of us exchanged glances but said nothing. I'm going to hell, Jordan! Jordan Belfort: They're not gonna dial themselves. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Oh my God! Captain Ted Beecham: Naomi Lapaglia: Trust me. Because, I mean, fuckety fuck fuck, Jordan, look at this thing! I got this non-alcoholic shit Jordan Belfort: And I hate fucking chess!, And my wifewell, I guess shed earned her scene with me, but still; did she really have that much reason to be angry? Most of the quotes by Jordan Belfort are very inspiring and Ive even included some funny quotes from the movie. So before I approve this midget-tossing business, you need to find me a game warden who can rein in the little critter if he should go off the deep end. THE WOLF OF WALL STREET Drama 2013 2 hr 59 min English audio R CC Watch with free trial Buy or rent Sex. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Is your landlord ready to evict you? Then came the Pink Sheet hookers, who were the lowest form of all, usually a streetwalker or the sort of low-class hooker who showed up in response to a desperate late-night phone call to a number in Screw magazine or the yellow pages. The waves are 20 feet high and building! I fucked up so bad. Jordan Belfort: Yeah. Jordan Belfort: An I.P.O. Chester Ming, the depraved China man, thought jujitsu was in Israel. ~ Teresa Petrillo. You know how much I love you, right? Di Caprio and Scorsese combine for one of the most fun financial movies of this decade. Biography, Know Your Critic: Clint Worthington, Founder of The Spool and Senior Writer at Consequence. Naomi Lapaglia: Because, at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of the limo, wearing a $2000 suit and a $40,000 gold fuckin' watch. That's right, out of all the Swiss bankers in Miami, it had to be him! I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. But it's not like what you think or whatever, you know Jordan Belfort: And in no time, I will make them rich. Jordan Belfort, Was all this legal? You hear me? Power. Jordan Belfort: You're in the fucking minor leagues. Jordan Belfort: It's called cocaine. Now as the firm taking the company public, we set the initial sales price then sold those shares right back to our friends. Donnie, what the fuck are you doing, you piece of shit? Refresh and try again. All Id done was taken the small liberty of moving things to their logical conclusion, changing T and E to T and A: Tits and Ass!, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right?, But what I sincerely hope is that my life serves as a cautionary tale to the rich and poor alike; to anyone whos living with a spoon up their nose and a bunch of pills dissolving in their stomach sac; or to any person whos considering taking a God-given gift and misusing it; to anyone who decides to go to the dark side of the force and live a life of unbridled hedonism. Act as if youre a wealthy man, rich already, and then youll surely become rich. Come for me, baby. I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Theyre wrapped in sheets. You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. It's like playing a game of chess with your own life. [on getting arrested] Jordan Belfort: Perfect Hildy Azoff: We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. Good! I just came. Am I crazy? Jordan Belfort: Exactly. If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. Her name was Pam and to her credit, she did have this amazing technique with this wild twisting jerk motion. Brad: Jordan Belfort: They're not buying shit. The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. You're gonna miss it! [Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back]. Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit, you know? I don't drink anymore. Gentlemen, welcome to Stratton Oakmont. Jordan Belfort: Yeah, it's getting old and decrepit. The captain tied you up, he almost fuckin' tasered you! Go on. They were everywhere! Belfort was played by Leonardo DiCaprio in the film . [stands up tall, smiling] Turn around! Where's my kiss? And act as if you are already a tremendous success, and as sure as I stand here today - you will become successful., You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? "Has Brad apologized yet? It doesn't even Donnie Azoff: Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today when their emperor's gone? Jordan Belfort: Well that's good news. Look at yourself, Jordan. [Naomi slaps Jordan and he slaps her back]. WHY, GOD? I want to. That's the fuckin' point. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Jordan Belfort: Donnie. The Wolf of Wall Street streaming: where to watch online? He said even if you don't get convicted I've got a good chance of getting them. Search, discover and share your favorite The Wolf Of Wall Street GIFs. Looking for the best quotes from The Wolf of Wall Street? No, no, this can be explained. Mark Hanna: There's no nobility in poverty. Donnie Azoff: I'm constantly weighing everything in my mind and trying to predict how my actions will influence events. Three or four times, maybe five. You know, just people say shit. The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. Your email address will not be published. My lawyer said that you're going to prison for 20 years, Jordan! That's not why I do it. Bald. [narrating to the camera] [dubious] Naomi Lapaglia: Come on, baby. People have been buzzing about Martin Scorsese's new movie, "The Wolf of . Companies these people know. You can give generously to your church or political party of your choice. Jordan Belfort, You wanna know what money sounds like?
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