Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. He's also not going to reflect on where Tony has learned about shipping. Shuffles a little closer to Tony. It's the new year's party and everyone seemed to be here. "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". Tony and Clint share a look. Hah. Maya Romanoff was trained to be a killer, so she feels she doesn't deserve love. "Eh, you were in Florida," I say brushing it off. You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. yes let's do THAT" respectively. Then he revisits that thought and realizes what word he just used. It's just bad form. Tony's voice is scratchy from alcohol and sleep, and pre-caffeine muddled, but definitely awake. Clint just huffs, a sign of his exhaustion right there, and wrings off his clothes. He couldn't deny this one, and now had four fingers. I smell a demi, Brucie. It becomes a semi-regular thing. Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. Tony is still up, working on his tablet in bed, sprawled with his feet poking out from beneath the silky covers. DC Character He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. After another round of raucous laughter, Peter pulled himself together enough to keep the game going. Steve flinches and opens his mouth to presumably apologize or some bullshit, but Clint's already on his feet and stumbling over (whoa, yeah, this whiskey's kicking nicely) before half-falling onto the Captain. What, you think I'd voluntarily talk to you about this? WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. Really? Steve says, barely winded, kicking Natasha in the stomach, but she twists enough that it barely grazes her. "We still playing or what? Clint flips him the bird without looking at him. Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. Clint kind of wants to hug the guy. We all sit down in the living room and wait for Danny to take charge even if I was the leader of the junior team and Uncle Steve was the leader of the seniorteam. PETER? Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. 'Cause I'm open for a lot of stuff, man, but choking me's not gonna work out for everybody., Tony laughs, but it's soft, not mocking. He even puts a hand on Steve's shoulder and squeezes. A shit-eating grin covered his face. Would he say yes or no? There's only really been Bucky that I wanted to with. What if she got kidnapped, a few months before Harry was born and the Potters got attacked on the faithful Halloween night? The building only fell on the bottom half of me so I just continued to eat my bagel while the ambulance tried to get me from under the building. Right?. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. Right! It tickles. I m'n yes. The tension settles in like it plans to stay, but of course, Tony won't stand for that. He's got his own floor, but it's just too fucking far right now, and he's feeling lazy. Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. Title from Eres t by Carla Morrison of course. I don't know, I've hung out with Nat too much.". "Never have I ever kissed a guy." I'm in a tzatziki mood. All of this comes out on one, long breath, and halfway through, Tony pulls out one of his tablets and starts plotting in a search for nearby Greek restaurants. A sex ally! He squirms happily where he sits and knocks his elbow against Clint's in what's probably supposed to be a companionable gesture. He had never been in a relationship before, the homecoming date with Liz a complete disaster. They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. Tony knocks back his bottle and glares at his science-brother. "Moving on," Steve cleared his throat and shifted in his seat "Never have I ever been kicked out of a bar." Seriously. Tony said. T'challa questions and we all shift around. Peter said slowly, avoiding everyone's eyes and looking down at his empty shot glass instead. Tony makes a small, disgruntled noise and rubs his face, except he miscalculates the motion and it turns into more of a slap that swipes across his cheek and into his ear. Are you, like are you?. "DUDE!" "REALLY" Clint yelled. Clint snorts. Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. No glass? Clint says and unscrews the cork. Kidding?, No no, Tony says, sounding far away, shaking his head slowly. Yeah, oh, Tony snipes. I like sex. Other than someone on the team.. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. Okay, a member of the same sex, then. as well as He flings an arm dramatically over his face too, in case Clint somehow hasn't realized that Tony doesn't want to talk about this. They were with the mob anyway, they could afford a little lost food., I admire your choice in which establishment to stiff, Tony pointed at Wanda. Whaddya say?, Bruce hums in agreement. Not that either of them really care; more partners just means they're both awesome at what they do. Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. Yesh. Right! He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. An angry voice cried out. Aunt May says and I shrug. "Never have I ever gotten drunk," Uncle Steve says and everyone takes a drink. Y/n grew up as most children do. The room was silent for a moment and few flinched when Tony flipped the coffee table. Damn. Clint grins and kisses her cheek. Tony sighs and burrows deeper into Clint's skin. Clint wonders, in the privacy of his own mind, if Tony actually did choose this game for team bonding and not just to determine the virginity of Captain America. I believe it would be best if we stopped the game now as it seems to be somewhat awkward. All of the adults take a shot. Tony squirms on the couch, but keeps a small distance. It's a totally valid question!. Not that fond of the taste, to be fair, but it'll do nicely. I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. Michelle was even prepared to get the bells from her own room. Bruce and Steve sit on the other side, and between the six of them they make a semi-neat circle. The building came down and I couldn't leave because we were fighting while the building was burning and I got stabbed through the chest with a metal rod. But why the hell're you in my room, man? Now that the adrenaline's not as potent, his mind starts to alcohol-muddle again. Bruce is still quiet, but he does have a cognac glass in his hands when he sits down beside Steve, a glass containing what looks like Bailey's, or some other kind of creamy liquor. Good night, everyone.. "Language!" Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. We didnt have much of a choice, was all Steve said. Mmm, neat. "Peter BenjaminParker-Stark! Peter smiled, he never knew this. Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. including: Home again by CadenceIX, a good post endgame story with a less than ideal situation for peter as his friends have all aged up. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. Doesn't erase the question. Awesome, I'll go tell Cap, Tony says and bounces out of there, excitement humming through his whole body. left kudos on this work. "You doing that face is only proving the fact you're a child even more," Tony rolled his eyes, smirking, and helped Natasha carry the rest of the drinks to the coffee table, which the rest of the team was sitting around (those who were still there, that is). It had been quite deep and he had to remove the thing himself. He's half-sleeping on Clint now, half beside him, and Clint doesn't bother to push him off. Bucky/ The Winter Soldier She hasn't bothered with a glass. "We - we can play you know 'giggles' truth or, or never have I Ever, we could play, with the bell, for - 'even more giggles' - comedic purposes!" Proceed at the risk of your sanity. Can I just crash here? He grimaces at the awkward phrasing, but Tony nods and scoots over. Bruce leaves his glass on the floor huh, looks like Tony was the exception to a rule, then and then everyone's looking at Cap. The reason for this stupid game? And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. Clint wonders, if Steve figured most of the questions asked would be related to sex (and again, Clint wonders whether the good Cap's still got his super-hymen in place), why he still seems so interested. She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. Ah, I understand! Thor says, looking delighted again. Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. 332 guests Also this is kind of a rewrite of episode 3x04 but there is no Navarathri celebration and Kamala moved out long ago. But, he had done those things as Spider-Man, so he could just ignore those things. There's not a lot of them, not in bed, but there are a few. I am wounded that you would think something that awful of me, Agent Romanoff. Go, all of us. #peterparker Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed Instead he turns onto his side, a little closer to Clint but not really coming onto him not that Clint can notice, at least. He glances over at Tony, who's cheering and talking about the Chitauri invasion with Thor, and notices that the billionaire keeps glancing over at the two quietest men in the room to make sure they're having a good time. It means the chances that I'll ever get in bed with you are depressingly low. He takes a sulking swig of his bottle, and Steve looks adorably confused. Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. Youre going commando when you help little old ladies cross the street? Sam asked. Drink up, all of whom this may concern, Tony chirrups and takes a long swig. Michelle answered for him. He rarely drinks at all, actually. A small, annoying part of him wonders if Tony's actually been personally acquainted with Captain America's dick and adds that if Clint wants to find out, this would be the perfect opportunity. It's going to be a hell of a ride. He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. Tony snorts. But I'm still sleepy. He shifts closer, presses more firmly against Clint's back. So no grabbing there, then, Tony says and trails his fingers over Clint's throat. After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. He ignores the sulking genius and watches Lindsay decide on a red velvet. Maybe it would just be funny. I knew there's no way your spangly ass hadn't gotten some action. "Never have I ever smoked marijuana," Danny says and everyone but him takes a drink and this seems to surprisethe senior team. Ask anyone. shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. #nickfury Peter didn't know how to respond, the sudden worry etched in MJ's voice throwing him off. Really no time in actual canon, but events through Ragnarok will be mentioned. A lot. But there are two spys with them so they were caught. Ow. What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. "Never Have I Ever been a girl." Because I do. Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky all drank. Ned shook his head, as if to say; 'No, don't do this, jeez Pete! So after a mission, I y'know.. Is that what Tony's supposed to be right now? #brucebanner We are to speak untruth? Thor asks, frowning at this new turn of events. "Hell yeah. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. We never actually dated, did we? Tony asks out of the blue and scrunches his nose. No? It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, though, which is why Clint doesn't like playing it. You're an Asgardian. Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. She lets him. Fancy that., What? That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. Don't screw up.". Yeah?. He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. Oh, come on! Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. Nice meeting you all." When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. No, Clint says, because they didn't. Never have I ever had sex with anyone else on this team.. Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. This will probably be a few chapters or series. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. Really?. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. The hotel room, which had been quite nosy before, was now completely silent. "Mr. Stark this is Michelle Jones. By the time it got to Sam, he decided to tease Steve and Bucky a little more by saying "Never have I ever had a boyfriend.". That's actually uh, weirdly flattering.. guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. It's blueberry, his favorite. It's a skill. Clint blinks at the guy, who looks completely serious and still sour. "Well, I was trying to make it so Uncle Steve and Uncle Bucky could get drunk or like it and I needed to test it out on someone with a super metabolism so I used myself. "I am fine, thanks. Okay. Not that drunk, Farton, Tony says, and promptly doubles over laughing at his own tasteless joke. He's certainly grown on everyone else who lives in this tower even Steve's stopped looking at Tony like a secondary version of his dad, and started smiling at the guy more. Betty and Ned were sitting close, hands almost touching on the floor, their bodies leaning a bit towards one another. Just like she knew they were still dating. Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. And they were all wrong. Wait, Flash? Make me? Tony tries, and sounds hopeful. It's huge and looks delicious, even if Clint hasn't slept in here before, and he wrestles out of his clothes before flopping onto the bed, naked as hell. Is it just in a suit, or on a suit as well?. But apparently, now is the moment to talk. With Bucky, I was it was good. He breaks the stare he's got going with Bruce and opts for staring at the floor with a lost look. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. Summary: From Phoukabros pen: in the postscript of defeating Thanos, the heroes of Earth spend a little time getting to know each other. MJ said, her voice unlike he had ever heard, soft and worried and a bit amazed. You're a whiner, Tony mutters and shifts; squirms to get comfortable. "I may or may not have a boyfriend." Someone is after Maya. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. "Why would you ever put a planting pot on your head?" No. Tony said. (Blame his spider-side). He's not good with relationships. Seriously?
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